wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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