so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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