are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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