quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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