some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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