i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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