Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
