i permit you to call me
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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