I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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