check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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