just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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