there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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