the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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