So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
