I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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