im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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