I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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