I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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