she smelled like a LAN party
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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