How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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