don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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