So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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