it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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