If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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