I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's never too late to be topless.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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