Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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