True but thats because hes a fetus.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i dont even know how to be here
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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