So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
Randomize
