We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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