i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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