Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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