normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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