Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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