It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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