I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
barbara walters just said penis...
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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