You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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