no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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