I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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