it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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