don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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