On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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