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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
