My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
