Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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