Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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