i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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