We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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