So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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