If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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