What did we do last night that was yellow?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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