I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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